raptorific:

I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and

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(vía lordoftheinternet)

cooldudebro:

mum: its time you got up now and youve got stuff to do dont you dare go back to sleep

me: image

(vía lsdzeppelin)

zeekayart:

a guide for people who can’t tell the 90s from the early 2000s apart

  • if people are dressed in neon, it’s the 90simage
  • if people are dressed in space age metallics, it’s the 2000simage

(vía lsdzeppelin)

shutdowning:

me:

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you:

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(vía officerweeaboo)

screamandshout:

when will my normal sleep pattern return from war

(vía um-stop)